It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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