Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
