Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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