This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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