# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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