the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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