Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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