YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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