i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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