If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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