i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You've changed since you got that strap on
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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