Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I have grass duct taped all over my body
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Come share oat with me in your robe
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