Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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