I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
So much Jack, so little girl.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
