They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This is the high leading the old right now
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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