found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
