Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
