would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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