R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
