brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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