Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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