I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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