Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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