Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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