Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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