I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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