She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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