She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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