Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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