I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
