Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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