# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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