This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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