what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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