It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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