my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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