I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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