entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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