Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
420 ftw
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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