what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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