the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
the raccoons are back...
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