No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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