He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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