Sry I called you an 8
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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