he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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