Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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