is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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