just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
