So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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