I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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