its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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